We are here to report the truth! Aliens are real! Sited landing at the Avenger's mansion was none other than a space ship! It is rumored to still be there, though one cannot see over the wall as all the buildings around it are private residents.
One eye witness reports, "It was big! Like, well, larger than the space shuttles on Star Trek, but not too much larger. It wasn't like a plane or helicopter. It was really strange, but it landed like a helicopter. It was a space ship I tell you!"
Who are the real Avengers? What are they trying to hide?